Now I have heard it all. In Plant City, Florida two armed men rob another man at gunpoint for a metal egg beater. You can read more about it here. I guess that brings a whole new level of meaning to having egg on your face when they arrested these men and one of them had the beater in his back pocket. Are these people for real? Will we see a rash of ransom notes for spatulas or maybe even politicians trying to sell Senate seats? What will they think of next?